Found On: Los Angeles Craigslist
Christmas Dancing Elvis. SIngs Blue Christmas and dances
Thankya verruh much, ladies and gentleman. Have a Merruh Christmus. Please don’t put me back in the box o’ decorations tomorruh mornin’. Please?
Found by: Ina on San Francisco Craigslist
Im selling a 10 pack of Adult Baby Diapers, size Medium. Fits waists 32 to 44 inches. Great for role play and intended purposes. If youre interested, ill disclose the location for pick up.
I presume the internet has ruined any remainder of the child-like innocence you once had. Click here, click there, and BANG – you now know about “two girls one cup,” furries, everything on Ugliest Tattoos, and, of course, adult babies. So yes, our culture has collapsed completely and, just as Focus on the Family feared, there’s just nothing remarkable anymore about someone selling “adult baby” diapers.
On the off chance this is your first week on the internet, however, these are not Depends, or some other brand of diapers for adults suffering from some form of incontinence. These are for adults who choose to wear diapers, to fulfill their infantilization fetish. They goo, they gah, they wet themselves. They probably own Barney DVD’s. And they just might live in the apartment next to you. If I’ve contributed even a little to giving you some of the web-callouses you’re going to need going forward, well, you’re welcome.
thinning out my collection of used plastic ware.
mostly forks, some spoons, and a couple of knives.
take one or all!
This may come as a surprise, but used plastic forks aren’t really desirable. I think you need to come up with some sort of compelling back story for these if you want someone to take them. Let me write your ad. Here are a few choices:
1. Emphasize their condition.
Used plasticware. Second owner. Bought from little old lady who seemed very nice and said these were used only on Sundays, for cake after church.
2. Portray them as offering some extra benefit.
Have you ever tasted Kobe beef? Probably not – it’s prohibitively expensive. We bought a pound for our Fourth of July barbecue, and ate it with these utensils. May still have small scraps of dried Kobe here and there.
3. Describe some sort of celebrity connection.
Plasticware last used by craft services on the set of Twilight: New Moon. I cannot guarantee that Pattinson, Lautner and Stewart had these in their mouths, but I can’t guarantee they didn’t, either.
I have a homemade bike me and my brother built many years ago. Runs and drives but the back tire kind of rides sideways. The seat blew out a few years ago and I made do with a sofa cushion, duct tape and a couple of 2x 4’s ( the ultimate fix! ). It runs like a champ but does smoke alot especially if you are hard on the gas. Uses about a quart of oil for each gas fillup. I usually just put the oil directly in the gas as it is going to burn it anyway and that way it is easy. Can’t drive over 12 miles or so at a time as the motor gets red hot and starts loosing power so probably a good bike for someone who drives locally. Does backfire and squeel pretty loud occasionally so I usually wear earplugs of some kind. DOES NOT pass emmissions so would need to be registered in a county without emmisions check. Great first bike otherwise!
It’s the new Death Wish 1200, just in time for the 2010 model year. Illegal here in the U.S. (we’re kind of safety-crazed), but popular in Kyrgyzstan, where the “Mad Max” movies are considered reality programming. Comes with a replica of the outfit worn by Mel Gibson in “Beyond Thunderdome.” Tina Turner’s outfit is available as an option.
Beautiful…great condition…pick it up
This makes me wanna party like it’s 1981. I’ve got my moustache, my chest hair, my gold chain – basically, I’m a cross between Mark Spitz, Tom Selleck, and John Hughes. There’s an eight-ball in the drawer to the left, and I’m cranking the Doobie Brothers in quadrophonic sound.
I’m the only one there, sadly, but with the mirrors, I can make it look like there are four of me.
This couch is on the other side of the room:
As long as the ad is running – it is still AVAILABLE
We’re in Burlington ky, make sure you want to come here before you ask for it. This rug was stored in a shed with a leaky roof. There are water stains all over the back or the rug, but they do not show on the front.
You forgot to mention the mildew. A rug with water stains from a leaky-roofed shed in Kentucky is also mildewed. And moldy. It’s a law of nature. Nature’s kinda gross.
But the rug still could use a nice scrub or cleaning to soften it back up and remove some of the “sticky feel” it has.
Thank you for mentioning the “sticky feel.” It’s almost spurring me to drive to Burlington, KY.
The top of the rug is a medium to dark shade of purple.
. . . But it’s hard to be sure with the mold and staining.
Measures 7 feet and 10 inches long and is 5 feet wide.
Also hard to be sure, as the rug is alive. It expands and contracts depending on the weather that day, and its mood. It’s a mood rug. Its mood is usually bad.
Let me know when you want to come and get it – Today is best, but could also do friday .
Any later and it will take over the shed once and for all, barring the door and wheezing “get out” when we try to enter.
Rug tends to look lighter color when in artificail light…but, I have it outside on the grass in the bright sunlight right now and it looks almost dark grey or black. This morning when i had it in the house with just the early morning sunlight for lighting it looked most like the last photo. (It must be an amazing , color-changing rug ! ~ just kidding)
It all depends on which mold cultures are winning at the time.
In the photos, the second photo probably shows the most accurate color in indoor lighting.
Right at this moment, anyhow. The mold battle rages on.
..This corner is frayed.
Which will be the least of your problems.
Found On: Sacramento Craigslist By: Elaine J
Total of 7. Email if interested
Seven weddings, each one magical in its own way. Especially the one when she was black. After six weddings as a white woman, she decided it was time to “think outside the box.” Didn’t work, but the next one’s gonna take, dammit. This cake will be the last cake.
The bad luck of the past seven marriages can be yours, though. Free.
What more is there to say? It is pornography. $15 too much…then make an offer!
There’s something about second-hand porn that just feels wrong. Like using someone else’s hairbrush. Even if it’s clean, it’s still icky. And of course, if it’s not clean . . .
For sale!
Order before Christmas is over!
These would make a great christmas gift!
If I’m not mistaken, that’s the holiday version of “two girls, one cup.”
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