I’ve been at hackedirl.com the past few months. Not writing as much as picking pictures. I’m now trying to put in more writing time at a new Cheez site called whydoilivehere.com.

It may take awhile for the funny to kick in.

Alas, the demands of life will keep us from updating the blog. We’ll still appear on other Cheezburger Network sites here and there, though you may have to squint to see us.

You can always find us leading our minions in the City of INAD. Come visit. If you can’t, well, I hope you’ll remember us fondly. Like Cop Rock and Homeboys from Outer Space before us.

Antique wood framed mirror. In very good condition.

A close relative of night photography is twilight photography. Fitting here, as the picture just may have been taken by a vampire.

“The cushions need to be sewn in a few spots (on the seams) and it isn’t in new or excellent condition (hence it is free) but it sure beats the hard floor!”

Fine, fair enough. Two pieces of furniture not worth the effort of selling, but not ready for the trash. Exactly what the Free Stuff section is good for.

But what is up with that living room? I hope to god that this person is getting some livelier furniture. Because right now all they need is a fishbowl full of free condoms and they’d have the waiting room at Planned Parenthood.

“The rocking chair and settee are very very old.”

Very, very old. Like, Civil War old. In fact, I’m pretty sure this furniture fought in the Civil War. I don’t know where that hole could have come from other than the Battle of Gettysburg.

Across from Haiku Cannery, Bring muscle and trailer

Struggling to free itself from the tar pit, the mammoth found itself sucked further into the muck. Millenia later, its well-preserved remains are discovered. Bring muscle and trailer. And museum curator.

Christmas Dancing Elvis. SIngs Blue Christmas and dances

Thankya verruh much, ladies and gentleman. Have a Merruh Christmus. Please don’t put me back in the box o’ decorations tomorruh mornin’. Please?

By: Preston P

I have a Large pile of Broken Concrete from inside home! Will Help Load!

Look, it’s Christmas Eve, you don’t have any ideas, and the stores are closing early anyway. This is as good as it’s gonna get. Just wrap them up and call them paperweights.

free time machine! may or may not work…

you pick up

It will take you to a grim future, in which you are burdened by rusty, inefficient appliances.

Unless you use it to go back in time, to before your fateful decision (“hey, I could use a beer fridge!”) was made. Good luck, McFly.

Hello we just built this pallet built wood shed just this summer and are moving due to land lord selling the home. So if you have a way of getting this wood shed and need one, its yours if not you could have the pallets to keep warm in your fire place. Please email and Ill give u the info to get here. Also theres other things like a leather black and gold looking bar, a desk several things we have but do not need. Thanks

“Jesse, you’re finally getting your own bedroom. Not quite watertight, but it don’t rain most days. Don’t forget yer bed, and your stuffed animal. If it gets cold, here’s some matches, just light the south wall. Yeah, the one facing away from the house.”