Item not as described.

Found by: Dana on Reno Craigslist

Heavy cardboard tube, around 5′ long. Goes in trash this week if not taken. Please email with day and time you can pick up and I will respond accordingly. Unfortunately, I cannot hold items. Thanks for looking.

I know, you’re thinking “really? Someone took the time to photograph this, load the picture to their computer, and post it? It’s a cardboard tube.” Well, I for one, am delighted they did.

My 7-year-old brother and I have been having swordfights with the same cardboard tubes since Christmas. You know, the ones from gift wrapping paper. So by now, they’re pretty spent – we’re basically just hitting each other with paper noodles. I think I need to re-arm, and I think this is just the tube to do it. I know Mom’s going to tell me she isn’t going to get in the car and drive to Reno just to pick up a piece of cardboard, but I can be pretty insistent.

My brother’s gonna be bummed when he sees me walk into the backyard with this:

“No fair! Mooom!!”

“Mom can’t help you now, Timmy.”

Stephen as-is actual trash, cardboard

Found by: Madison on Craigslist

6 oz. of beer bottle caps. there for sure are several full ‘decks’ of pbr caps. i love these caps so much and want to keep them but times are tough and i need to find them a good home. bucket not included.

Times are tough, so your bottle caps have to go? I’m not following. How much care and feeding do they take? I mean, it’s not like the little fellas are going through a bag of Purina Bottle Cap Chow every day, are they?

But I’ll try to provide a good home. One where they don’t have to do too many chores, they get plenty of sleep, and they have not only basic cable, but a few carefully selected premium channels. They’ll be entertained by reruns of “The Wonder Beers,” and enjoy guilty pleasures like “America’s Next Top Bottle.” Yes, your bottle caps are going to be just fine.

Stephen as-is actual trash