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		<title>Which Would You Rather?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rock with the Rhesus?

Found by: Ethan on Madison Craigslist
50 watt Marshall, all-tube, model # 4210, JCM800, 12-nch Celestion, footswitch included, 80&#8217;s era. This amp is sweet sounding, just what you need. I don&#8217;t really want to sell it, but the monkey is expensive.
If you bargain me down to less than full price, I&#8217;m keeping the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rock with the Rhesus?</p>
<p><img src="http://itemnotasdescribed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/amp-and-monkey-p.jpg" alt="INAD - Amp &#038; Monkey" title="INAD - Amp &#038; Monkey" width="500" height="350" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1776" /><br />
<center>Found by: Ethan on<a href="http://madison.craigslist.org/" target="_blank" rel"nofollow"> Madison Craigslist</a></center></p>
<blockquote><p>50 watt Marshall, all-tube, model # 4210, JCM800, 12-nch Celestion, footswitch included, 80&#8217;s era. This amp is sweet sounding, just what you need. I don&#8217;t really want to sell it, but the monkey is expensive.</p>
<p>If you bargain me down to less than full price, I&#8217;m keeping the monkey.</p></blockquote>
<p>Or roll with Rover?</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2694" title="INAD - Jazzy Power Chair" src="http://itemnotasdescribed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/jazzy-dog-P2.jpg" alt="INAD - Jazzy Power Chair" width="500" height="339" /><br />
<center>Found by: William on <a href="http://chambana.craigslist.org/" target="_blank" rel"nofollow">Chambana Craigslist</a></center></p>
<blockquote><p>Jazzy Select Power Chair like new used 2-3 times is spotless if you really need one this is a rare opportunity ay this price.<br />
New is 5500.00 dollarsMSRP was asking 2800.00 priced reduced to 2000.00 cash only</p>
<p>Comes with lab mix dog see pic below.<br />
Female 2 plus yrs old very friendly great dog . needs a loving home</p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://itemnotasdescribed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/jazzy-dog-P.jpg" target="_blank" rel"nofollow"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-2695 aligncenter" title="INAD - Jazzy Power Chair" src="http://itemnotasdescribed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/jazzy-dog-P-133x150.jpg" alt="INAD - Jazzy Power Chair" width="133" height="150" /></a></p>
<p>The things people will do to get around craigslist’s rules against pet sales.</p>
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		<title>mummified possum</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen</dc:creator>
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Found by: Anon on Trade Me
this was found in the bush some years back by my son. It has been gut shot and bears the evidence. complete with eyes teeth and claws. it is missing one back leg.
I find it too gross to have any longer, but someone may find it as interesting as my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2392" title="INAD - Mummified Possum" src="http://itemnotasdescribed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mummy-possum-P2.jpg" alt="INAD - Mummified Possum" width="357" height="269" /><br />
<center>Found by: Anon on <a href="http://www.trademe.co.nz" target="_blank" rel"nofollow">Trade Me</a></center></p>
<blockquote><p>this was found in the bush some years back by my son. It has been gut shot and bears the evidence. complete with eyes teeth and claws. it is missing one back leg.<br />
I find it too gross to have any longer, but someone may find it as interesting as my son has.</p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://itemnotasdescribed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mummy-possum-P.jpg" target="_blank" rel"nofollow"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-2393 aligncenter" title="INAD - Mummified Possum" src="http://itemnotasdescribed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mummy-possum-P-150x110.jpg" alt="INAD - Mummified Possum" width="150" height="110" /></a></p>
<p>Check it, y’all, this post is from New Zealand. Welcome, Kiwis (that&#8217;s not a derogatory term or anything is it?). This wee beastie is an Australian Brush-Tailed Possum – one of New Zealand’s greatest non-native pests. In NZ, they <em>hate</em> these things. Which is why they shoot them. And mummify them.  </p>
<p>This  would surprise many of us non-New Zealanders, because these dudes are super-cute. Check this shit out! </p>
<p><img src="http://itemnotasdescribed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/060425_possum_big-300x201.jpg" alt="060425_possum_big" title="060425_possum_big" width="300" height="201" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2438" /></p>
<p>Man, I wanna declare war on New Zealand right now (sorry mates!). Leave the possums be!</p>
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