Found by: Marlene on Janesville Craigslist
donkey holder is from mexico holds shot glasses and salt shaker,did have more glasses and holder for liquor but is missing if u want them call me
Looking at this picture, its pretty obvious that this donkey sneaks more than a bit for himself.
“Whaddy mean I’m too drunta drive? Iss my job, drivin’ this cart. I haveta get the shot glasses to the guys drinking the ta-kill-ya. Yah, yah, I know, ceramic donkeys are spose’ta have a low tolerance, but I been doin’ this fer years, lotsa tequila, lotsa salt an lime and yeah, anyway, I gotta go get the glass to the guy before he drinks right outta the bottle, aw shit, did I just break another glass? *hic* Which way did they . . . what?”
Stephen Some Assembly Required, voting-page antropomorphized, missing pieces
Found On: San Antonio Craigslist
By: James L
Free, off white/grey toilets. a little dirty but not damaged. must pick up. e-mail for location or questions.
You know what the world needs more of, besides love? Anthropomorphized toilets. Preferably in dramatic situations. We live to serve.
“Don’t give up. DON’T YOU GIVE UP! We’re gonna make it. No doubt in my mind. Just. Hold. On. Sure, they left us here to die. They thought they’d never see us again. But we’ll show them. Oh yes, we will. We will EXPLODE upon them. They will know our vengeance. They will FEEL our vengeance. They can leave us behind. Beaten. Disabled. But that will work to our advantage. They will never expect the horror we will make them see, once we get out of here. I’ll tell you what, it would really help to be ambulatory right now.”
Nit Picker Spooky antropomorphized, as-is, dubious, entity, old, plumbing
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