Item not as described.

Found by: Daniel Rochester Craigslist

will hold up to a 19″ TV

And you just know it’s sturdy. After all, it survived Rochester’s first big earthquake with flying colors.

Stephen as-is blurry

Found by: Heather on Salem Craigslist

I have an engagement ring for sale, it is absolutely beautiful. My ex and I broke up and I’m getting married next year, and that is why I am selling it. It’s a size 7 ½ or 8 and 14K white gold. It has 29 diamonds of all sizes in a large 3 square stone setting. Each setting has 9 diamonds with the middle having the biggest diamonds and an equal 9 on each side. Then, looking from the side of the ring, there is beautiful design with 1 diamond on each side. It is very sparkly and wooing. It was $2000 new from Harry Ritchie’s Jewelers, and was only worn for 8 months. Very good deal, I just want it sold fast. My 12 year old is the model, so that gives you an idea of how big it is.

I don’t know what’s more poignant, the Appalachian feel of the skinny kid reluctantly wearing momma’s ring, or the fact that the ring is all but illegible through all that blur. Or is it that it was worn for only 8 months? No, I think the heartbreaking part of the post is the description of the ring as “sparkly and wooing.” I’m starting to see things a little blurry myself. I just need a minute . . .

Stephen classy blurry, depressing

Found On: Honolulu Craigslist

free small round table, ugly but ok w/ a table cloth. Table only.

The table-in-motion effect really ups the desirability of this thing. I sense that I could integrate this table seamlessly into my active lifestyle. It could be my running partner, or join me at the gym. “Feel the burn, little table, feel the burn.” And afterwards? Man, there’s no place I’d rather set my Michelob Ultra. From what the ads tell me, that’s an energy drink.

Nit Picker as-is blurry, entity, furniture, on the move, ugly

Found On: Bay Area Craigslist

The post describes this as a couch, but it could just as easily have said “Free Bigfoot” or “Free Loch Ness Monster.”

It’s hard to get a good shot of a frightened couch, as it flees into the night.

Junktown Jerky Vendor Spooky blurry, couch, entity, furniture, supernatural