older boat needs work as far as i know there are no leaks but hasent been in the water for many years. no motor or trailer

Formerly a lifeboat attached to the Flying Dutchman. A zombie, really, just in boat form.

Good natural camouflage for sneaking up on the folks on the other side of the lake. Maybe you can revive the legend of the Ghost of Old Elk Lake. Scaring the neighbors is an underrated hobby.

I have a fiberglass boat top thing..I don’t know the correct name but posted a pic.. And yes it is FREE

Boat top? Think bigger. Do a little imagineering. I see a nice makeshift tollbooth to put out in the middle of my street. There’s money to be made out there, it may as well be me making it.

Found by: Lisa on Providence Craigslist

free 2ft 1975 sportfiherman. boat is located underwater in warwick. free to anyone who can haul it out at there own time and expense

If you want the boat, please also take the concrete-shod remains of Joey “Jumbo” Giambo. They’re a few yards further out from shore, but in fairly good condition.

1969 16 foot fiberglass boat with fins on back. no interior, no trailer, no outboard, no title, just a boat hull. could chop it down and make a skiff. or apply for title and they will send you a new vin and title, it dont cost anything, just takes awhile to get it in the mail. bring a trailer or dont show up. Hasnt been on the ground long, dont have to take the sticks, just thru them in a couple weeks ago. need to clean up yard.

That is some salesmanship there. Let’s say I have this boat I really need to unload. It’s in bad shape, and it’s taken over my yard. The kids can’t play, I can’t invite my buddies over for barbecues, and I think there may be some rabid rodents making themselves at home in the boat’s darkest recesses. It would be great if I could get rid of this thing. So great, in fact, that I don’t even want to try to sell it. That will take too long. I’ll just give it away. I repeat, I need to get rid of this boat.

So what can I do to accomplish this? I have an idea. Before I photograph the boat, I will fill it with yard waste. An enormous bunch of sticks, obscuring the boat and reminding people of the Blair Witch Project. That will help move this thing. I may also set it on fire. No, wait, here’s what I’ll do. I will put a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Hitler in front of the boat. Oh, man! No, now I have it – I will decapitate two stray dogs. I will sew their heads onto a third dog. I will photograph this Cerberus-like monstrosity in front of the boat, with the Hitler cut-out holding the leash!* Bang! I’m pretty sure I have this sales thing down. Now, what should I do to spice up the Hyundai I’m selling . . .

*Did this one go a l’il bit too far? No? I didn’t think so, either.

Perfect for boat races!

Obviously, this will need a part or two (or 334) before it’s perfect for anything, but that aside, what about this semi-boat makes it seem especially race-worthy? If anything, it looks like a pretty non-hydrodynamic example of boatdom. Why is it any more perfect for a boat race than, say, this motorcycle frame is for motorcycle races?

Found On: Bay Area

Or this trashcan is for trashcan races?

Found On: Bay Area