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Found by: diddumsmasterpoodank on Ebay

17-Year-Locust Molted Shed Skin Specimen

I went out for a walk this morning. Picked up a crushed Wendy’s soft drink cup (with lid and straw). Found an old Corona bottle, with about 1/4 inch of beer at the bottom. Oh, yeah, and there was a baby’s sock. Just one. Got that, too.

Time to sign in to my eBay account and start getting rich. Well, y’know, rich in post-economic meltdown terms, where a guy with a cicada shell for sale is one step ahead of a guy without a cicada shell for sale.

Stephen classy bug for sale, gross, unsanitary