Item not as described.

Found by: kiskisdrr on Detroit Craigslist

FREE MOBILE HOME AND STORAGE TRAILERS.
LOCATED AT 5700 E NEVADA BETWEEN MOUND & RYAN
YOU CAN COME MONDAY – SATURDAY 9-5

Son, where I come from, we call that an “estate.”

Stephen classy camper

Found by: Glycerine on Houston Craiglist

a fixer-upper, needs to go by Sept 16th/fits the back of pick-up truck.

Please have reasonable expectations when you set foot in this thing. I know, it looks like you might find yourself transported to Narnia.

But be forewarned: it’s more of a Garrido version of Narnia.

Stephen as-is, voting-page camper, depressing, disturbing, Narnia, overgrown

Found by: Drew S on Albuquerque Craigslist

Hey its a camper shell cage we housed birds in it … COME PICK IT UP ITS FREEE …. if interested give me a call

Leaving aside the question of who would want this lovely item, I ask you – These are the best pictures the poster had of this? Could he have done anything to make this more crime-scenish, more hair-raising, more there’s-a-monster-hiding-in-the-back?

Even if I wanted a camper shell cage, I wouldn’t go anywhere near this. Not even for my brood of zombie chickens.

Stephen as-is camper, disturbing, horror photography, ugly

Found On: Appleton Craigslist

Free 36′ trailer/camper. There is no title. There are no lights on the trailer. We do not guaranty this item is legal to be on the road. We have not noticed any leaking. Not sure of the age.

Fantastic! I’ve been looking for a place to bring my victims. The trunk of my Jetta is just a bit too full, and really doesn’t give me much room to work. Have you ever tried to torture someone in a 12 cubic foot space? Not easy, believe me. This will give me a little more elbow room. And the looks in their eyes as we approach this thing will be priceless. I’ve really been wanting something that says “evildoer’s lair.” Man, it’ll feel like a “Saw” movie or something. My Jetta just didn’t give off the same vibe.

Nit Picker Spooky camper, depressing, disturbing

Found On: Bay Area Craigslist

Honey, let’s go camping! By “camping,” I mean admitting that we have failed in every possible way, and that we deserve only the worst of everything.

Junktown Jerky Vendor classy aftermarket upgrades, camper, depressing, failure, kludge