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Found On: CNJ Craigslist By: Colleen

First come first serve. Very comfortable. You have to do all the hauling, I live on the second floor, so bring help. I hurt my back years ago serving my country.

OK, you served your country, we thank you. But that means I have to take out your most repulsive refuse? Isn’t there an agency for that? You know – good old garbage collection? I see this and wonder: can someone offering for free the corpse of the family dog be far behind? I mean, if I’m gonna take this mattress, I may as well use the dog as a pillow.

Nit Picker Spooky creepy, dubious, evidence, gross, mattress, suspicious, unsanitary