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		<title>Suspicious &#8220;Homemade&#8221; Marshmallows</title>
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Found On: Fayetteville Craigslist By: Jennifer T
If you like marshmallows from the store, this will take your appreciation to the next level. If you think they&#8217;re just for cool weather, hot chocolate, and melting on top of casseroles think again. You must be able to pick these up in the Food Lion parking lot on [...]]]></description>
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Found On: <a href="http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fayetteville</a> Craigslist By: Jennifer T</p>
<blockquote><p>If you like marshmallows from the store, this will take your appreciation to the next level. If you think they&#8217;re just for cool weather, hot chocolate, and melting on top of casseroles think again. You must be able to pick these up in the Food Lion parking lot on Fisher road. There is no catch, just pick them up and enjoy. Thanks for looking. </p></blockquote>
<p>Spend even a little time on free classified sections and you’ll see post after post of people trying to give away construction refuse. Just did a quick look on my local free section, and found 38 listings for concrete pieces. Looks like there’s more available “fill” than there is need for it. Supply outstrips demand, and there’s a lot of unwanted, super-heavy garbage sitting around out there, cluttering the yard.</p>
<p>So what’s the answer? Increase demand! Convince people that they need fill to help build a little hill in the backyard. Suggest that throwing some concrete in the pond will provide a nice little habitat for the sunfish. </p>
<p>Or just flat-out lie and tell people you’re giving away marshmallows. </p>
<p>“Yeah, I know they’re heavy, it’s Mom’s recipe. Don’t open the box until you get home.”</p>
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