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Found On: Memphis Craigslist By: Molly

We have three large oak trees that were uprooted from the recent storm. If you act quickly, you can have it FREE for cutting and hauling away.

And if I act slowly? Will you charge me for the privilege of performing the service you require? I need to ask my surgeon how much he’ll pay me for my burst appendix, then offer him a discount if he’ll take it out today. It’s a bit uncomfortable, I’m willing to let it go for less than top dollar.

Nit Picker as-is firewood, free is relative, manual labor, storm damage