We have three large oak trees that were uprooted from the recent storm. If you act quickly, you can have it FREE for cutting and hauling away.

And if I act slowly? Will you charge me for the privilege of performing the service you require? I need to ask my surgeon how much he’ll pay me for my burst appendix, then offer him a discount if he’ll take it out today. It’s a bit uncomfortable, I’m willing to let it go for less than top dollar.