Older model side-by-side, fridge side does not work , it would be good for a smoker or maybe taking it out and shooting it somewhere.

The free classifieds can get hard-boiled.

Fridge – “It sure is nice of you to take me out to the country. It’s been awhile since I’ve been in the fresh air.”

You – “What? Oh yeah, no problem. Glad to help, you’ll like it. Real peaceful.”

Fridge – “Where are we going exactly?”

You – “Oh, someplace nice. Real nice. Down by a stream, out at the edge of the county.”

Fridge – “Why are we doing this again?”

You – “Well, like you said, nice to get some fresh air. We can catch up. Talk. You know.”

Fridge – “So you’re not angry anymore? About blowing my motor? The venison going bad?”

You – “Me? Noooo. Coulda happened to any fridge. Not your fault. You’re just old. With a bad motor. Hey look, we’re here. Let me unload you.”

Fridge – “Thanks. Oh yeah, that’s more like it. Hey, why are you getting your rifle off the rack? We going to hunt?”

You – “Maybe.” [walks a few steps back, points gun at fridge]

Fridge – “Hey, now wait a minute! You said you weren’t angry! You said it coulda been any fridge!”

You – “Yeah, but it wasn’t any fridge, it was you. . . . The one fridge I trusted.”

Fridge – “Aww, come on . . .”

*fires*