Item not as described.

Found On: Richmond Craigslist By: Mountain Mama

TELL TIME TO PICK UP,I INCLUDE PIC.they are strong and no holes you can paint them,is a pair.i got them from a doctors office 2 years ago.they have dust,on tjhem but the material is ok,.

I think I may have once had an appointment with this doctor. I was 17, and needed a case of Natural Ice and a bottle of peppermint schnapps. He delivered at his basement apartment and charged me $50. I said “fifty dollars? That’s like twenty bucks worth.” He told me, “medicine’s expensive. Call it a co-pay.” I wasn’t in a position to argue, which kind of prepared me for the world of healthcare.

Stephen as-is as-is, bad grammar, dirty, furniture, healthcare, old

Found by: Kereth on San Francisco Craigslist

Examination chair, with removeable stirups…….Fully adustable & motorized …. The PERFECT TATTOO artist’s Client chair/table…. Excellent condition…… includes doctors exam stool…..See attached photo’s…This same model & make still on E-bay medical-suppliers Priced $1800-$3200 For fully refurbished…….Asking $350 or possible trade for Go-Cart, small outboard motor, or honda ct70 trail bike, OR? WHAT U GOT?

In the absence of national healthcare, garage gynecologists/go-karters will continue to pop up to fill an important niche in keeping America healthy. This guy has done his time. Are you ready to take over?

Stephen as-is chair, healthcare

Found by: Julie L on New York Craigslist

I’ll tell you, it’s a shame you went to all that trouble. All you really needed was Robert.

Stephen classy creepy, healthcare

In all this talk of “the public option” versus “non-profit co-ops,” “death panels” and “windfall profits,” something has been forgotten. Who in Congress will champion free classifieds as the way to get us out of our healthcare crisis?

I have health problems that would shock a hypertense, anemic 92-year-old, but I’m not worried. All my health needs are met by things I find for free. Sure, I have to worry about things like contamination, dangerous product recalls, and the possibility that I may not have exactly the right medical device for the job, but what I lack in quality, I make up for in quantity. Healthcare policy? Stop bellyaching, and start foraging! This is a season for action! We bring you “The INAD Plan.”

I occasionally have neck problems:

Spotted by: akyle11 in Cincinnati

Whatever this is on this guys head.

It’s a little embarrassing, but yeah, I need these:

Found On: Bellingham Craigslist By: Rebecca R

18 Hollister brand ileostomy pouches. Hollister #18204, New Image Drainable Mini-Pouch with Clamp, beige, 2 3/4″ (70 mm).

And these:

Found by: Carla on Austin Craigslist

Those who use urological supplies such as urinary catheters, foleys and legbags! Tired of paying out of pocket? Call me! There is a way to get your supplies for free. Located in Round Rock

Some days, after a few more cigarettes than I’m used to, when the emphysema acts up, I’ll break this out:

Found On: Atlanta Craigslist By:Elizabeth K

Free Devilbiss Oxygen Concentrator, does not work, perhaps can be used for spare parts.

I’ve been having a little trouble getting up the stairs lately, so I’m hoping I can get this working:

Found On: Salt Lake City Craigslist By: Anonymous

My father recently passed away and we want to get this elevator out of the house. Free to anyone who can remove it safely and without damage to the home. We also have elevator parts that I will post in another ad.

And if all else fails, well:

Found by: Andrea on Mansfield Craigslist

Up for sale is a used coffin. It is in very good condition with no dents. There is some surface rust and it will need new hinges. There is no interior as well. Cash only, no trades. Will not hold for anyone. The first person to come with cash gets it. The uses for this are unlimited such as, put in the back of your pick up and drive it around, make a dining room table, phone booth, neat motorcycle trailer and the list goes on….

Wait, they want to get paid for the coffin? I’m going to have to find a way to live forever. Maybe someone has done some studies.

Stephen Some Assembly Required busted, depressing, disturbing, do not want, healthcare, medical supplies, old