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Christmas Elvis

December 25th, 2009

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Found On: Los Angeles Craigslist

Christmas Dancing Elvis. SIngs Blue Christmas and dances

Thankya verruh much, ladies and gentleman. Have a Merruh Christmus. Please don’t put me back in the box o’ decorations tomorruh mornin’. Please?

Stephen classy , , , ,

Swimming Pools

September 7th, 2009

It’s Labor Day here in the U.S. of A. The end of summer. Time for school to start, time to take the job seriously again (no more early departures on Fridays), and apparently, time to destroy the swimming pool.

“It’s been nice, summer, but so long as I have to look at the pool in the backyard, it will be hard to let you go. I need a ritual release. I need to mark the end of our relationship in a big, bold way. I need to kill the swimming pool.

Then try to see if someone will buy the remains.”

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Found by: Anon on Kanas City Craigslist

I have a 18×33 swimming pool for sale. it has been sitting since 2007. The pump and all is still there. It needs a liner. I am asking $250obo.

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INAD - Above Ground Pool

Found by: Kam & Amy on Thunderbay Kijiji

Above ground pool, as is, needs some TLC and perhaps some duct tape.Good for parts.

INAD - Above Ground Pool

p.s. – yeah, Thunder Bay is in Canada. I think they have Labo[u]r Day, today, too.

Stephen Some Assembly Required , , ,