Christmas Dancing Elvis. SIngs Blue Christmas and dances

Thankya verruh much, ladies and gentleman. Have a Merruh Christmus. Please don’t put me back in the box o’ decorations tomorruh mornin’. Please?

“It’s been nice, summer, but so long as I have to look at the pool in the backyard, it will be hard to let you go. I need a ritual release. I need to mark the end of our relationship in a big, bold way. I need to kill the swimming pool.

Then try to see if someone will buy the remains.”

I have a 18×33 swimming pool for sale. it has been sitting since 2007. The pump and all is still there. It needs a liner. I am asking $250obo.

Found by: Kam & Amy on Thunderbay Kijiji

Above ground pool, as is, needs some TLC and perhaps some duct tape.Good for parts.

_{p.s. – yeah, Thunder Bay is in Canada. I think they have Labo[u]r Day, today, too.}