Item not as described. » in pieces http://itemnotasdescribed.com Free. It's a Four Letter Word. Wed, 02 Jun 2010 01:07:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 Ceramic Tile http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/07/02/funny-classifieds-ceramic-tile/ http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/07/02/funny-classifieds-ceramic-tile/#comments Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:08:31 +0000 Nit Picker http://itemnotasdescribed.com/?p=772 Funny-Classifieds-BrokenTile
Found On: Humboldt Craigslist

By: KHedges

About 150 broken tan colored ceramic tiles that would be great for art projects

There it is! The old “art project” canard. Here’s the “art project” this would work for. You are a performance artist. To represent the ephemerality of human existence, your performances consist of putting things in trash bags and throwing them away. Strangely, the artworld has not yet recognized your genius. Keep trying. Place these tiles in a heavy plastic bag and throw them away. Made the cover of ArtForum, yet? At the very least, you will be helping this poster with her performance art project. She tries to get people to come over and take out her trash, to demonstrate human gullibility. You are her first victim. Sorry, I mean, collaborator.

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