FREE..THIS WAS A VO-TECH SCHOOL PROJECT……I LISTED IT THE OTHER DAY BUT NOW I HAVE PICTURE.
The “vocation” they teach at this Vo-Tech school is apparently animal abuse. But come on, you know it’s almost impossible to make a living out of dog torture. It’s just gonna have to stay a hobby – a Saturday distraction after a week spent repairing HVAC units. At least the “tech” classes came in handy . . .
I am looking to sell a used noose. It has a little bit of ware and tear on it.
They have a little bit less sophisticated approach to assisted suicide in Hampton.
“I’m no Doctor Kevorkian, but we make do. I tie up Heaven’s Necktie, they put they’s heads through it, and dang if they don’t usually die within a few minutes. Susie cleans up, and we’ve got $10 dollars in our pockets we didn’t have before. I need to upgrade, though, with the ware and tear and all, so I’m sellin’ the old one. Gonna get something in a poly-blend. By the way, can I interest you in a coffin? Not too long, but pretty wide”:
Found by: John D on Seattle Craigslist
Small refridgerator, i am not sure if it runs as it came with my barn. Would make a great smoker. Free, you haul
Found by: Jodi on Portland Craiglist
One old ATM machine, no computer or monitor included. Could work well as a safe(includes the key), or an interesting sculpture, or as scrap. It’s heavy (over 200lbs) I do not have a title for it.
Easy comment – “ATM machine” is redundant, dumbass!
Better comment – Free hole in your living room floor -”Just a liiiitle bit further to the . . .” [crash/wailing/water-spraying-from-broken-pipes] “Honey, I told you that ‘interesting sculpture’ thing was a lie.”
Correct comment – Newest post for itemlikelytoincriminate.
Found by: Sushila on Philidelphia Craigslist
A box of hundreds of used floppy disks waiting here for you. Let me know I will leave the box on my front porch for you to grab. Each disk has a series of pictures on it.
In keeping with yesterday’s “itemlikelytoincriminate” theme, I’m quite sure you do NOT want law enforcement to be able see this “series of pictures.”
Fortunately for you, however, the FBI got new computers a few years ago – there’s not a floppy-reader in the Bureau. Not even the losers still assigned to the Jon Benet Ramsey case can load a 3.5” disc anymore.
So consider the statute of limitations passed as you overwrite the “series of pictures” with bootleg copies of Oregon Trail. Sure, copyright violation is a crime, too, but a lesser one.
Free 7 1/2″ x 15 1/2″ grey 20 year old patio block. You haul away for free. Approximately 400 square feet of blocks.
My favorite part of this picture is the upper right hand corner, where you can see the pool of blood began to flow.
I’m beginning to think this site is really about hiding evidence. The subtext of half our posts is “please remove this crime scene.” What do you think: “itemlikelytoincriminate.com”? “Accessoryafterthefact.com”?
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