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Christmas Elvis

December 25th, 2009

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Found On: Los Angeles Craigslist

Christmas Dancing Elvis. SIngs Blue Christmas and dances

Thankya verruh much, ladies and gentleman. Have a Merruh Christmus. Please don’t put me back in the box o’ decorations tomorruh mornin’. Please?

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A Lot Of Bunnies

July 22nd, 2009

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Found On: Sacramento Craigslist By: EJ

if you are in need of a bunch of quality, clean, pretty much brand new stuffed bunnies…they are waiting for you at the entrance of GreenBack Estates which is located at the corner of Auburn Blvd and Donegal St……come quick

Beware the Night Bunny. It may give you immortality – but at the cost of your soul.

Love the idea that it occurred to this donor that some night photography was in order: “NOW! Dammit, bring the rabbits! Bring them now! I need to take this picture now! No, it can’t wait ’til morning! Line them up! You left one out! Go back to the house and get it! We need to get this done NOW! Take the rabbits’ picture! I need to get rid of these!”

I understand methamphetamine supercharges housekeeping/order-creating impulses, so . . . probably meth. New tag? Yes, new tag. “Probably meth.”

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