Book Shelves
July 3rd, 2009

Found On: Tuscan Craigslist
in the alley by the dumpster is a utility shelf made of wood for free. Someone left it there – please dont inquire – just come and get it.
For storing your least valuable possessions – the ones you’re openly hostile towards. “Here you go, fourth-place trophy, 2008 Fourth of July Chili Cook-Off. Enjoy your new home [mumbles obscenities].”
Better luck tomorrow.



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