Item not as described.

Found On: Indianapolis Craigslist By: Lindsey M

Not sure if anybody has any use for it but a pile of broken blocks and cement. All peices can be lifted my hand….also have a big pile of anything that wouldn’t burn beside it i’m looking to get rid of somehow. Thanks

We’ve said it before. As bad as free postings get, there’s always something worse. We bring you: stuff that even purifying, all-consuming fire would not take. This guy’s first thought was “burn it.” That’s how awesome this stuff is, whatever it is.

But Agni, Hindu god of fire, said no to the offering. Belched it right back at him, in fact.

“Well, if fire won’t take it, maybe someone on craigslist will.” I don’t know about you, but I’m a little insulted.

Nit Picker as-is cement, junk, leftover pieces, manual labor