Free to a good home. I ate most of the first pack but they were too “porky” for my taste. They are frozen so they are still edible if not “porky”. Personally I think Martha could have done better.

There’s nothing more appetizing than partially consumed food rejects.

Here’s the pitch: “A couple disclaimers. This is bad. It’s been in my car. It’s been in my kitchen. It’s been in and out of my freezer a few times. And again, just bad – ‘porky’ really. But I thought you might like to have it. I mean, we’re complete strangers, right? And who doesn’t want to visit a complete stranger to collect some bad, partially consumed food? See you soon, stranger.”