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Nice Stroller

August 29th, 2009

INAD - Nice Stroller

Found On: Boise Craigslist By:Armory V

Some wear, broken axle. If you can fix it, it should serve you well. And the price is right. First come first serve.

What you need to be worried about here is the other, hidden damage this thing suffered when it was raced so hard that the axle broke. Push a stroller to 80 mph, and you’re bound to end up with some fatigue to the materials.

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Free RV

June 26th, 2009

Funny-Classifieds-FreeRV
Found On: Ventura Craigslist

By: Amber F

MOTOERHOME FRAME. MUST TAKE IT ALL.

This kind of demolition doesn’t happen by accident. This RV screwed with the wrong people. Either that, or it was used on some low-end, web-only reality show. Maybe . . . “Who Wants to Wreck Some Shit?”

As I wrote that, I thought, “Don’t! Keep it to yourself! Get a sit down with Mark Burnett first.” If this show appears somewhere, I will show up looking for royalties. Of course, there will be plenty to go around. Hell, if “Wipeout” continues on ABC, “Who Wants to Wreck Some Shit?” is a sure thing. Like “Kardashian Catfight: Season 7.” Don’t tell me you haven’t seen it.

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Suzuki Samari

May 6th, 2009

INAD-Samurai
Found On: Bay Area

“NO DRIVE LINES, NO STEERING LINKAGE, JERRY RIGGED LIFT, you will need to tow it! Don’t call & ask stupind questions!”

Please forgive me if these are “stupind” questions, but there are just a few things I need to know:

1. What?

2. Why?

3. How do you manage to misspell “samurai,” a word that is surely emblazoned somewhere on the vehicle you have obviously spent a great deal of time ruining? In literally the largest type size you will ever see the word “samurai” printed in, ever?

4. Why?

5. What?

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