Item not as described.

Found by: T P on Chicago Craigslist

I don’t know about you, but I have no idea what’s going on here. No Idea.

Is she . . . he . . . who’s gonna do what now?

Are you in need of a healthy female to donate sperm,

I know my answer is no, but I’m really not sure what the question is. Are you claiming to be the “healthy female”? Are you claiming to be capable of donating sperm? If so, let me tell you, you are not healthy. You are not at all healthy.

I am a heathy 47 year old.

Again, I’m not convinced.

I am healthy

So I hear.

and my family does not have genetic defects or ill health related diseases.

Every time you mention your physical condition, I believe you less. And you do know there’s a kind of health called “mental,” right?

I consistently have looked 15-20 years younger than I am.

That would be a kind of genetic defect, wouldn’t it? I’m guessing it’s also a lie. Like your statements about how “healthy” you are.

If you would like to talk more please contact me asap….

I think we’ve talked enough.

Stephen classy bodily fluids, children are the future, oddity

Found On: Bay Area Craigslist

box of wires pulled from audio projects

Beating someone with a cat o’ nine tails is an “audio project”? Well, I guess the screams count as sound.

To find the real good stuff in this pile, you first have to go in up to your elbows and weed out the knots of horsehair and underfed snakes. Try plugging a California Kingsnake into an RCA plug and you’ve got trouble. They’re just not shielded very well.

Nit Picker as-is oddity, odds n ends, unsafe, useless

Found On: Bay Area Craigslist

You know, for your cattle farm. Call me a skeptic, but I just don’t see the confluence of necessary factors taking place:

1. You live in the Bay Area;
2. You have a cattle farm;
3. You need a cattle grain feeder;
4. You think you may find one on the internet;
5. You work your way to the Free Stuff section and find this;
6. You learn that it’s in working condition, satisfying your cattle grain feeder needs.

Nit Picker delicious oddity, ugly, unlikely takers