Item not as described.

Found by: Lauren on Sarasota Craigslist

Antique wood framed mirror. In very good condition.

A close relative of night photography is twilight photography. Fitting here, as the picture just may have been taken by a vampire.

Stephen Spooky . . . of the damned, night photography, supernatural

Found by: Britton on Bellingham Craigslist

Hello we just built this pallet built wood shed just this summer and are moving due to land lord selling the home. So if you have a way of getting this wood shed and need one, its yours if not you could have the pallets to keep warm in your fire place. Please email and Ill give u the info to get here. Also theres other things like a leather black and gold looking bar, a desk several things we have but do not need. Thanks

“Jesse, you’re finally getting your own bedroom. Not quite watertight, but it don’t rain most days. Don’t forget yer bed, and your stuffed animal. If it gets cold, here’s some matches, just light the south wall. Yeah, the one facing away from the house.”

Stephen as-is . . . of the damned, suggested uses, unsafe

Found On: West Virginia Craigslist

I was visiting my grandfather and he wanted to get rid of this old freezer. He used it for deer. He said it was working last time he used it, but he has since cut the chord. It is very heavy.

If you want your item to go from ugly to menacing, we have a pro-tip for you that this guy already knows – night photography.

It makes anything scary. Anything:

See? It’s a playhouse. One that looks like it’s inhabited by a play Blair Witch waiting to cut out the play tongues of small children and leave them for dead in the play wilderness.

Jessica Spooky . . . of the damned, creepy, night photography, supernatural

Found by: Mel on Philadelphia Craigslist

When standing straight it’s 5 feet tall. Needs some soil & TLC. Pot not included.

For your live recreation of “A Charlie Brown Christmas.” But I’m not sure it comes with an inspirational ending.

Or maybe you’d prefer to use these ones:

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Stephen as-is . . . of the damned, depressing, plant life

Found: Joe Milwaukee Craigslist

Electric organ for sale.I do not play, so I do not know if it needs a tune up.Price reduced from $100.00.to sell this weekend.

The tale of the Phantom of the Two-Bedroom Ranch was a true story, after all.

Stephen Spooky . . . of the damned, as-is, organ

Found by: AJ on Buffalo Craigslist

FREE KIDDIE POOL / SANDBOX

Happy Halloween folks. This one’s for the children . . . of the damned.

Stephen Spooky . . . of the damned

Found by: Tyler on Oklahoma City

we have 14 counter conveyors free to pick up.

When a company opens a grocery store, one of the things it wants to convey is cleanliness. So they buy spiffy new appliances and fixtures to make it appear to the customer that germs are the last thing they need to worry about.

So what happens to old, used, icky looking grocery store fixtures? Well, they’re given away to a relatively rare species of businessperson. The grocer . . . of the damned.

Tim-Tom as-is . . . of the damned

Found by: Jim on Reading Craigslist

oii…got a new one last christmas,,no,it was not in a fire…LOL …just looks that way…plus its a bad cameraphone pic…,works great…just didnt want to throw it away….as you see i scrubbed an area…has potential…knob on front for darkness and all..pops up when it should,,,i even believe theres a door underneath to get the “leavins” but ,,,,,,let me know a day and a time..im usually home… outta work rt now myself but ,,,,,,toaster ovens next….gotta shop for one of those first….

Holy Neptune’s ghost. Can’t you just hear that submarine sonar echo as you look at this? Take a second: “ping – ping – ping . . .”

No question – this was photographed at roughly 19,999 leagues under the sea. This toaster is either a sea monster, or a vehicle hunting sea monsters. Glad to hear it has a “knob for darkness.” That explains how scary it is: it’s turned to eleven.

Stephen Spooky . . . of the damned, night, toaster