Item not as described.

Found On: Norfolk Craigslist

Size L. one missing.

Because your baby’s worth it.

Stephen classy baby, diaper, opened, partially used

Found By: Tilani P in Houston

I have many accordion folders with copies of alternative medicine research in them. They cover all kinds of topics. Most of the paper is single side printing, so this would also be good for free paper to print on the back of or to draw on.

Scientific research or scrap paper? YOU decide!

I’m sure there are some valuable cures in those 20 cubic feet of alternative medicine research. I’ll also bet there’s some spectacular quackery.

Folder #18: The procedure involved drilling holes in the patient’s head and destroying tissue in the frontal lobes by injecting alcohol. Worked OK, now trying to cut brain tissue by rotating a retractable wire loop. Think I’ll call it a leucotomy. Bingo! Patient’s all better now.

I mean, that would be crazy, right?

Stephen Uncategorized medical research, partially used, scrap paper

Found On: Ramona Craigslist By: Erin B

Used one time last weekend for a first birthday party for my son. A pinata that you could reuse, 14 blue cake plates, 4 goody bags, 5 party hats, all for a 1st birthday party!!!!!

A used pinata.

Isn’t that as desirable as, say, a used firecracker? Before you explain to me the wonders of masking tape, ask yourself, has it really come to this? I mean, sure, the economy is bad, but . . .

Nit Picker Some Assembly Required birthday, decoration, incomplete set, partially used

Found On: Palm Springs Craigslist By: Clay H

Husband said he has waaaay too many, so here ya go! They are not new, but highly servicable.

Used brushes are easily cleaned, quickly becoming like new. Really! But you know what? No one cares about the truth about brushes. We care about how they make us feel. And a brush used by a stranger feels gross. Like, top of the gross-curve gross. So yes, a brush is a brush is a brush, but I still don’t want your brush.

Or your toothbrush. I can tell you were about to offer that, too.

Nit Picker classy hygiene, partially used

Found On: Huntsville Craigslist

How disappointed are you in your dog? Has housetraining been a failure? Are your shoes all involuntarily “open toe”? Is he eating your lunch while you’re reading this? Here’s a way to express your dissatisfaction. A “correction” of sorts. Set this out in the back yard, and let him know he has a new home. A sad home. A desperately unpleasant home. A dog with any sense will quickly straighten up. Any dog without sense should be in this doghouse anyway. “Dog Whisperer”-approved? No, but it is free. Though I suppose corporal punishment is, too.

Nit Picker Some Assembly Required as-is, busted, outdoors, partially used

Found On: Bay Area Craigslist

One expired on Sept 08 the other Nov 08. But they still have the cellophane on them.

Sweet, they still have the cellophane on them. Something for the baby to play with after we’ve fed him long-expired food.

Junktown Jerky Vendor delicious baby, expired, food, partially used