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		<title>Dreadlocks</title>
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Found On: Orange County Craigslist By: Scott S
I have a bag of my dreadlocks, available for free to the person that has the greatest need. They were cut off a few weeks ago, as they were starting to get quite heavy (especially when wet). They&#8217;re clean, and vary in length from a few inches to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center"><img src="http://itemnotasdescribed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dreadlocks.jpg" alt="Funny-Classifieds-Dreadlocks" title="Funny-Classifieds-Dreadlocks" width="400" height="300" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-998" /><br />
Found On: <a href="http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Orange County</a> Craigslist By: Scott S</p>
<blockquote><p>I have a bag of my dreadlocks, available for free to the person that has the greatest need. They were cut off a few weeks ago, as they were starting to get quite heavy (especially when wet). They&#8217;re clean, and vary in length from a few inches to about a foot long. I&#8217;m not sure how many pieces there are, but probably somewhere in the neighborhood of 60 or so.<br />
Locks of Love won&#8217;t take dreadlocks, and since I don&#8217;t need them any more (I still have plenty on my head; I didn&#8217;t cut them all off, just had a trim), I figured somebody on Craigslist might want to use them. Some possible uses:<br />
- a wig, maybe for a play or costume<br />
- tie them together to make a rope<br />
- weave them into a tiny hammock for a pet<br />
- crochet them into a pot holder<br />
They&#8217;re free, but the only thing I ask is that you let me know what they&#8217;re used for, and send a picture. </p></blockquote>
<p>Looking at the post, you can tell this is a put on. They beat us to the joking. &#8220;Greatest need,&#8221; LOL! “Tiny hammock for a pet” ha! Of course, if they were <em>serious</em>, they would have suggested stapling these to a Dodgers hat to make a Manny Ramirez costume.</p>
<p>But let&#8217;s say these are being given away, and you <em>can</em> go pick these up.  Aren’t there laws against this sort of thing? Isn’t this how plagues spread? Why is this ok? </p>
<p>I got a haircut about a week ago, and I didn’t ask them to bag up the remains for me to take. I saw the hairs on the poncho and on the ground, and thought “ick.” And they were my own. </p>
<p>If they’re <em>not</em> my own, I’m gonna think “ick <em>plus</em>.” If they’re dreadlocks, I’m going to think “soap has never penetrated these. There is a kingdom of mites and other beasties within. Years and years of someone’s head grease coat every gnarled kink. Ick <em>plus plus plus</em>.”</p>
<p>By the way, these french fries taste awful.</p>
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