Free Rocks
June 18th, 2009
Found On: Phoenix Craigslist
free rocks and boulders, IF YOU TAKE ALL the circled ones i will pay you 30$
This is a puzzler. Did the circled ones do something particularly bad to deserve the pay incentive? “Look, I’d like to get rid of all these, but my primary concern is getting rid of these ones. Yeah, these few over here. The others? Just rocks, you know? They’re OK. But you can’t believe the shit these ones pulled. I can’t even stand to look at them anymore. Sons of . . . . Well, like I said, the others you can have. But these? Goddamit, you know what? Not $30. I’ll give you $60. What is it gonna take to get these rocks out of my sight?! No, I don’t want to talk about it.”
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