Item not as described.

Found On: Providence Craigslist By: DuckQuack20

kind of wrecked, i dunno build an off road dream machine with it or something.

Fantastic! My “off-road dreams” have always involved: (1) excavating the carcass of a demolished Jeep dating from Revolutionary times, (2) shoveling out the ferns and dirt, and (3) irritating the neighbors by giving the rusted hulk a prominent spot in the front yard.

Nit Picker Some Assembly Required dubious, jeep, rusted, suggested uses

Found On: Maine Craigslist

By: Jesse S

READ ENTIRE POST PLEASE..I’m reposting this boat because I want to be very specific. This boat is a complete piece of crap!! it’s fiberlass and has been in the yard for twenty years. The trailor is a complete piece of crap as well!!!! it has no wheels and is very rusty. You will not be able to tow this home. If you are interested in fixing the trailor in my yard please don’t respond to this post.  Please only respond if your positive you want to do this. I’m not interested in responding to 30 people for somthing I’m giving away. Sorry if I sound grumpy but I’ve had a bunch of people jerk me around on this. Thanks

Wow, this person could market this post as a universal fill-in-the-blank free classified template. Or maybe a “Madlib.” Really, what wouldn’t fit?

“READ ENTIRE POST PLEASE..I’m reposting this [noun] because I want to be very specific. This [noun] is a complete piece of crap!! it’s [adjective] and has been in the yard for twenty years. The [noun] is a complete piece of crap as well!!!! it has no [noun] and is very [adjective]. You will not be able to tow this home. If you are interested in fixing the [noun] in my yard please don’t respond to this post. Please only respond if your positive you want to do this. I’m not interested in responding to 30 people for somthing I’m giving away. Sorry if I sound grumpy but I’ve had a bunch of people jerk me around on this. Thanks”

Nit Picker as-is broken, busted, can't spell, honest, rusted, useless