Found by: Starr St. Louis Craigslist
*****THESE 2 KNIGHTS THEY STAND 5 FT TALL THEY ARE MADE OF METAL AND ARE BLACKISH GOLD WILL TAKE 45.00 FOR THE PAIR EACH ONE SHEILD WEPON CALL ME THANK YOU NEED TO GO ASAP ******* they are tall and cool NEED TO GO SOON NEED MONEY
Home security services are expensive. There’s the set up, then the monthly fees, and hell, if you cancel, they probably send someone to rob you just to prove you shouldn’t have. But here’s an alternative. An easy one-time cost, and your home will forever be safe. Place these on the steps and no one – no one – will ever break in. They’ll figure if you’re crazy enough to put these up outside, god knows what’s going on inside. Of course, no one will ever visit, either, except the president of the Homeowners Association. She’ll have a cease-and-desist order with her. It may be a match for your knights.
It’s going to get pretty crowded inside if you bring them in.
Stephen classy mysterious, scary dolls, unwieldy
Found by: Christopher R on Lexington Craiglist
I have a really cute:
Time Out Doll
3 ft tall (approximately the size of a 2 year old child).
This doll has no face. Can be either a boy or a girl. Has Auburn curls.
Has a stuffed frog hanging out of back right pocket.
It can be placed in a corner as a time out child and can be displayed inside or out.
NOTE: Clothes on child come with some very light stains on it.
I am asking $25 for it.
(Cash only with exact change please.)
“Hi, I’m selling a nightmare I had about two weeks ago. It involved a doll. Without a face. Want it? I’ll throw in other subconscious fears for the right price.”
I have no idea why this exists. To show other children you must be obeyed? To terrify them into thinking they, too, may one day be subjected to a 6-week-long, day-and-night “timeout”? To lure compassionate adults to tap the motionless child on the shoulder, only to be startled when they learn it’s not a child, but some sort of decoy, by which time you’ve stolen their wallets?
Dunno. All I know is that a doll that has no face is going to have real trouble selling as “cute.”
Stephen Spooky creepy, missing pieces, scary dolls
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