Item not as described.

Found by: Lauren on Sarasota Craigslist

Antique wood framed mirror. In very good condition.

A close relative of night photography is twilight photography. Fitting here, as the picture just may have been taken by a vampire.

Stephen Spooky . . . of the damned, night photography, supernatural

Found On: West Virginia Craigslist

I was visiting my grandfather and he wanted to get rid of this old freezer. He used it for deer. He said it was working last time he used it, but he has since cut the chord. It is very heavy.

If you want your item to go from ugly to menacing, we have a pro-tip for you that this guy already knows – night photography.

It makes anything scary. Anything:

See? It’s a playhouse. One that looks like it’s inhabited by a play Blair Witch waiting to cut out the play tongues of small children and leave them for dead in the play wilderness.

Jessica Spooky . . . of the damned, creepy, night photography, supernatural

Found by: Julie on Cincinnati Craiglist

As long as the ad is running – it is still AVAILABLE
We’re in Burlington ky, make sure you want to come here before you ask for it. This rug was stored in a shed with a leaky roof. There are water stains all over the back or the rug, but they do not show on the front.

You forgot to mention the mildew. A rug with water stains from a leaky-roofed shed in Kentucky is also mildewed. And moldy. It’s a law of nature. Nature’s kinda gross.

But the rug still could use a nice scrub or cleaning to soften it back up and remove some of the “sticky feel” it has.

Thank you for mentioning the “sticky feel.” It’s almost spurring me to drive to Burlington, KY.

The top of the rug is a medium to dark shade of purple.

. . . But it’s hard to be sure with the mold and staining.

Measures 7 feet and 10 inches long and is 5 feet wide.

Also hard to be sure, as the rug is alive. It expands and contracts depending on the weather that day, and its mood. It’s a mood rug. Its mood is usually bad.

Let me know when you want to come and get it – Today is best, but could also do friday .

Any later and it will take over the shed once and for all, barring the door and wheezing “get out” when we try to enter.

Rug tends to look lighter color when in artificail light…but, I have it outside on the grass in the bright sunlight right now and it looks almost dark grey or black. This morning when i had it in the house with just the early morning sunlight for lighting it looked most like the last photo. (It must be an amazing , color-changing rug ! ~ just kidding)

It all depends on which mold cultures are winning at the time.

In the photos, the second photo probably shows the most accurate color in indoor lighting.

Right at this moment, anyhow. The mold battle rages on.

..This corner is frayed.

Which will be the least of your problems.

Stephen classy dirty, gross, supernatural

Found by: Trekkiebek on Eauclaire Craigslist

older boat needs work as far as i know there are no leaks but hasent been in the water for many years. no motor or trailer

Formerly a lifeboat attached to the Flying Dutchman. A zombie, really, just in boat form.

Good natural camouflage for sneaking up on the folks on the other side of the lake. Maybe you can revive the legend of the Ghost of Old Elk Lake. Scaring the neighbors is an underrated hobby.

Stephen Spooky boat, dilapidated, supernatural

Found by: Lacey on Owensboro Craigslist

This book really blessed me, I’d like to pass it on to anyone who wants it – just email me your name and mailing address. I’ll pay the postage to send it to you!

“Speaking in Tongues at Spirit Baptism” explains why speaking in tongues is essential and is the initial sign of the New Birth experience. Many scriptural passages in the book will really help you understand the truth about this subject.

Email me your name and address and I’ll put a copy in the mail to you for free, and pass on the blessing.

A few years ago, I was driving on Interstate 40, near Knoxville, Tennessee. We had listened to all the CD’s, too many times each, and decided to try the radio. We tuned to the left of the dial, and every few miles, a different preacher’s voice would come out of the speakers. They all had a very similar, rhythmic tone, with stress on the last word of every line. I remember it being kind of hypnotizing.

One of the preachers spent some time speaking in tongues. Now, I had heard of speaking in tongues, and imagined someone channelling (or pretending to channel) ancient Aramaic, or something else they used to speak along the Tigris and Euphrates in robe-and-beard times. But that’s not what this was. This was a very middle-American style of gibberish. “Hibbety-hibbety, miggily-miggily, kaboo! kaboo! bimpily-oo!”

If I were one of his followers, I’d probably be a bit insulted. “Really, pastor? That’s the best you can do? Those are rubber snakes you’re handling, too, aren’t they?”

Stephen Spooky mysterious, supernatural

Found by: Jonathan on Jacksonville Craigslist

Full head rubber mask, old, has discoloration on white feather part from age, storage. Hey I got it on my big head, so it works that way.”

Look at this. Actually, don’t. Look away.

I see it and, for some reason, all I can think of is the chilling voice of Malcolm McDowell in A Clockwork Orange:

“There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie Boy and Dim. And we sat in the Korova Milk Bar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova Milk Bar sold milk plus – milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old Ultra-Violence.”

Why does a duck mask make me think of that? I don’t think any old duck mask would, just this one. This one suggests an absence of any moral compass. But maybe that’s just the photo. Of the naked dude. Wearing the mask. In the dark.

In any event, sweet, sugary Jesus, protect me. If you’re busy, put Shiva on the phone. Buddha, Zeus, anyone! I don’t care. I am terrified and need some sort of supernatural assistance. That’s supernatural creepiness I’m up against.

Stephen Spooky creepy, supernatural, wtf

Found by: Amy on Ebay

“GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN”

Looking over at eBay, I see someone selling a potato chip with the face of Jesus for $1,000, and someone else selling a heart-shaped chip for $4.99 (not $5, mind you, this is a bargain!).

So selling representachips is apparently a thing. And why not? You buy a bag of chips, enjoy the oil and salt, and maybe, just maybe, you find the holy grail – a Miley Cyrus chip. Much tastier than the lottery.

Shipping a $10,000 Elvis chip has to be tricky, though. Do you think UPS will let you insure it for that?

Stephen delicious ask for a million, food, supernatural

Found by: Joanne on San Antonio Craigslist

DONT NEED THIS DECORATION ANY MORE CLEANING OUT MY GARAGE DUE TO BRUSH THIS WEEK FOUND THIS IN MY GARAGE . GREAT FOR GIFT FOR SOMEONE.

I know, you think of Christianity as a world-dominating religion, with adherents all over the world. It shouldn’t have to cheapen itself by “updating” its founding stories. Well, you don’t stay the world’s biggest religion unless you keep current. Some focus groups were convened, and it looks like the kids these days relate better to the Ark as a stunt biplane than an old wooden boat. So you make adjustments. Same basic deal, just with wings, dancing polar bears, and crouching tigers.

The Vatican is also considering a few other little changes: putting the Jonas Brothers in the belly of the whale, and making slight modifications to Da Vinci’s “The Last Supper” at the Santa Maria delle Grazie, so that Jesus looks a bit more like Zac Efron. Some of the more progressive clerics want Megan Fox painted in the background, too, but that’s only cubits away from ordaining women priests, so don’t count on it.

Stephen voting-page planes, polar bears, religion, supernatural

Found by: Diana on Ebay

Gives a sense of peace and hope to all who touch it

I don’t know how to break this to you, but I know that face, and it’s not Jesus. That’s Scott “Wino” Weinrich, from the band St. Vitus:

And I think you may be confusing a “sense of peace and hope” with a feeling of having just taken a massive huff of airplane glue. That’s how this savior rolls.

Stephen Spooky delusional, spiritual, supernatural

Found On: Phoenix Craigslist

Like the elusive red couch, this Elmo Walker was captured on camera at dusk, just before it disappeared into the hedgerow. It is unknown if it was alone or part of a larger pack.  Until it is captured, be sure to exercise caution letting your pets out of doors.

Stephen Spooky Add new tag, baby, disturbing, dubious, entity, supernatural