
Found by: Christopher on Lexington Craigslist
Stuffed turkey with authenic freezed dried head (not wooden) housed in glass case.
CAN NOT BE SHIPPED

Every year, you worry about coming up with a nice centerpiece. Not anymore! Authentic freeze-dried head! Happy Thanksgiving.
Stephen delicious taxidermy

Found by: Kathleen on Maine Craigslist
This is a deer foot ash tray. please call
Animals, man. Who the hell do those guys think they are? Animals need to be put in their place. And I’m no longer satisfied taking them down a peg with humiliatingly poor taxidermy. Which is why I made this ashtray, so I could grind my cigarettes out on a deer’s hoof. Take that, woodland jackass!
My next project is going to be a filing cabinet made out of alligator skin. But get this: I’m only going to use it to file totally useless papers. POW! In your face, swamp jerk!
Jessica classy creepy, taxidermy, ugly

Found by: Karalyn on Seattle Craigslist
If you want to read a lot about ocelots, click the jump link below. The poster has much to say. Me? I’m just transfixed by these pictures. I can’t stop staring at the extremely sleek coat. More laminated than stuffed. Of course, my eyes are also drawn to the rather pronounced *ahem* balls.
I’m glad the otherwise incompetent taxidermist at least appreciated the fact that this ocelot wanted to be remembered as a male ocelot.
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Stephen classy disturbing, taxidermy, ugly

Found by: Starr on St. Louis Craigslist
circa 1954, call Don at

OK, I need some help here. This strongly reminds me of some movie monster, but I can’t come up with it. I don’t think it’s the thing from Cloverfield, or one of the weird little beasts from Pitch Black*. It’s not a Tremors or Dune sandworm is it? Don’t think so. I’m stumped. Where have I seen this before?
And why would I want it in my house?
*I’m pretty sure it’s not Vin Diesel, either.
Stephen Spooky monsters, taxidermy, ugly

Found by: Dottie on Kalamazoo Craigslist
This custom apx. 36” in circumference is beautifully detailed with full Pheasant skins,and a wonderful clock nestled in the center,also with a background of pheasants. This will grace your home or someone you know that loves these birds!! Call for more ?s.
Because I “love these birds,” I killed seven of them, cut them in half, and stuck them in a frame. Around a clock. So whenever I need to know the time, I get to look at the corpses of these birds. That I love.
Oh, by the way – $125.
Stephen classy glamorous, taxidermy, ugly
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