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Found On: Lincoln Craigslist By: Ryan M

Free dental cuspidor. You pick up.

I love that song: “yo soy un cuspidor, I’m a spittoon baby, so why don’t you spit in me.”*

That aside, I think someone, somewhere, is having the following thought right now: “Yes, I failed dental school, and my ‘license’ is something I designed using Microsoft Paint and laminated at Walgreens. But dammit, I’m going to have my dentistry practice. All I need is my love of teeth, and a . . . oh my god, there it is, and it’s free . . .”

But seriously, INAD cautions against back-alley root canals. Keep Dentistry Legal!

*Here’s hoping a 15-year-old Beck song isn’t too esoteric a reference.

Nit Picker classy dentist, torture, unlikely takers, what is it