Item not as described.

Found On: Seattle Craigslist

I have an older Champion Motorhome, I think it’s around a ‘72. It needs some TLC, would make a great storage/camping unit at your river property or favorite hunting spot. You tow it, you can have it!

Hi, I’m your ride to the City of INAD. The seats are all waterlogged, so I think you’ll want to stand; hold on tight. And watch where you put your hands, there seems to be a feral cat problem. Fred got bit and he’s been acting a little strange since El Paso.

Stephen as-is creepy, dirty, disturbing, manual labor, old, ugly

Found by: Claybrook on Phoenix Craigslist

Beautiful…great condition…pick it up

This makes me wanna party like it’s 1981. I’ve got my moustache, my chest hair, my gold chain – basically, I’m a cross between Mark Spitz, Tom Selleck, and John Hughes. There’s an eight-ball in the drawer to the left, and I’m cranking the Doobie Brothers in quadrophonic sound.

I’m the only one there, sadly, but with the mirrors, I can make it look like there are four of me.

This couch is on the other side of the room:

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Stephen classy early 80's, ugly

Found On: Bay Area

“Cream color with flowers.”

Here at INAD, we see a lot of ugly couches. But this is the first one we’ve come across that looks as though it’s actually suffering from some sort of communicable disease.

Jessica as-is couch, infested, ugly

Found On: Baltimore Craigslist

By: Brad & Christine

Ive never sat on them. They were left by my former roommate. Im moving and will not be taking these with me. Maybe they could be of use to you. You haul away

Some days, I think the free classifieds are just an enormous experiment in measuring our collective mental health. When people respond to posts like this, a notification is sent to Forest Laboratories, and the Celexa factory runs an overtime shift. “Yep, they’re still just barely hanging on out there.”

Of course, if you inquire about this next one, the nearby pharmacies know they need to make sure they’re stocked up on Thorazine. Because you’re more than a little crazy, aren’t you?

Found On: Las Vegas Craigslist

our dog chewed up the top of this couch, other than that it’s still a pretty good couch. it also has a fold out bed that’s still in good condition. if you want it, just come and grab it anytime, there’s no cost. it could also make for a good bonfire or chew toy for your dogs.

Stephen as-is as-is, broken, busted, couch, furniture, old, symptoms, ugly

Found by: Kathleen on Maine Craigslist

This is a deer foot ash tray. please call

Animals, man. Who the hell do those guys think they are? Animals need to be put in their place. And I’m no longer satisfied taking them down a peg with humiliatingly poor taxidermy. Which is why I made this ashtray, so I could grind my cigarettes out on a deer’s hoof. Take that, woodland jackass!

My next project is going to be a filing cabinet made out of alligator skin. But get this: I’m only going to use it to file totally useless papers. POW! In your face, swamp jerk!

Jessica classy creepy, taxidermy, ugly

Found by: Karalyn on Seattle Craigslist

If you want to read a lot about ocelots, click the jump link below. The poster has much to say. Me? I’m just transfixed by these pictures. I can’t stop staring at the extremely sleek coat. More laminated than stuffed. Of course, my eyes are also drawn to the rather pronounced *ahem* balls.

I’m glad the otherwise incompetent taxidermist at least appreciated the fact that this ocelot wanted to be remembered as a male ocelot.
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Stephen classy disturbing, taxidermy, ugly

Found by: Starr on St. Louis Craigslist

circa 1954, call Don at

OK, I need some help here. This strongly reminds me of some movie monster, but I can’t come up with it. I don’t think it’s the thing from Cloverfield, or one of the weird little beasts from Pitch Black*. It’s not a Tremors or Dune sandworm is it? Don’t think so. I’m stumped. Where have I seen this before?

And why would I want it in my house?

*I’m pretty sure it’s not Vin Diesel, either.

Stephen Spooky monsters, taxidermy, ugly

Found by: Lesley on Kansas City Craigslist

FOAM BLOCKS-FREE TO ANY HOME! GOOD FOR TARGET PRACTICE, PLAY FORTS, DOCKS, SCULPTING. USE YOUR IMAGINATION! TAKE AS MANY AS YOU WANT, TAKE THEM ALL! ATTACHED ARE PICS, THEY USED TO BE STACKED UNITL MY GRANDSONS HAD A BLAST MAKING FORTS & CLIMBING ON THEM. CAN BE CLEANED WITH A SOFT BRISTLE BRUSH.

Foam? Or delicious blue cheese? Same mold, anyhow. When your kids play with these, they’ll be plenty sick for a few days, but they’ll develop superhero-like immunity forever after. Just in time for the swine flu pandemic!

Stephen classy dirty, suggested uses, ugly, unsanitary

Found by: Lisa on Austin Craigslist

Free Hard Pond Liner Please email

I have no idea what happened to this pond liner to turn it into the monstrosity it has become, but past is prologue; I only know its future.

Instead of koi, these will swim its waters:

Instead of lily pads, you get an algae bloom:

And instead of turtles like this little friend lolling about:

you get:

Enjoy!

Stephen classy depressing, dirty, ugly

Found by: Ben on Milwaukee Craigslist

Free 7 1/2″ x 15 1/2″ grey 20 year old patio block. You haul away for free. Approximately 400 square feet of blocks.

My favorite part of this picture is the upper right hand corner, where you can see the pool of blood began to flow.

I’m beginning to think this site is really about hiding evidence. The subtext of half our posts is “please remove this crime scene.” What do you think: “itemlikelytoincriminate.com”? “Accessoryafterthefact.com”?

Stephen classy itemlikelytoincriminate, ugly