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FREE WOODSTOCK STYLE BUS!!

August 19th, 2009

INAD - Woodstock Bus
Found On: SantaFe Craigslist By: Angela L

1956 International bus, built -on loft. Dose’nt run, no title, will write you bill of sale. You tow away & it’s yours!!

“You tow.” To the nearest overpass, where the top will be sheared off. It will hit the car driving behind you, seriously injuring the driver. You will then be sued. Your insurer will decline to pay on your policy, citing the “incredibly stupid acts” clause on page 74. You will lose the suit, and have a judgment for $875,000 entered against you. Your wages will be garnished. Any property you own will be attached and levied against. You will be left with nothing – except the notation on your check stub indicating that “your wages have been garnished.” Your only hope will be to sue the person who gave you the truck, for fraud. After all, “free” was obviously a lie.

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