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Historic Antique Axe – $25000

December 23rd, 2009

INAD - Historic Axe

Found by: Rebecca on Craigslist

This beautifully preserved antique ax is a genuine piece of American history. This is the ax used by our first president George Washington to fell the cherry tree. The ax is all original and in fantastic condition. Only the head and the handle have been replaced. Cash only. Price is firm. No tire kickers or low-ballers.

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Gay Fetish Steel Framed Leather Sling w/All Accessories – $500

December 23rd, 2009

INAD - Gay Fetish

Found by: Nikki on Orange County Craigslist

Steel framed Sling with Frame, Heavy Duty Leather Sling, Chains, Clips and 4 Stirrups.

Here is an awesome steel portable sling that goes anywhere you do – IML, MAL, bedroom, backyard, sex clubs or hotel hook-ups. No more hooks in the ceiling. This collapsible frame is made from sturdy steel tubing, and can be assembled or dismantled in about (THREE) minutes.

This is a complete sling set-up with (frame, chains, clips, 4-stirrups and heavy-duty leather sling) weighs about 55 pounds, and can suspend 350 lbs. The frame comes with a heavy-duty black canvas duffel bag for carrying and easy storage under the bed or in a closet or travel. Approx. size: 4 ft. x 5 ft. x 6 ft. high

To buy it new someplace, with all the accessories I am including, it would cost you about $700-800.
See Link: http://www.masterrsdungeons.com/proddetail.php?prod=FR-300KL&cat=47

Asking Price: $500 or Best Offer.

Located in Aliso Viejo, CA for pick-up.

Shipping is going to be expensive… but can be shipped in a UPS golf bag style box.

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Ex-convict, seeking new friends – 26

December 22nd, 2009

INAD - Seeking new friends

Found by: Jon on Jackson Craigslist

I am newly released for a crime i did not commit. I am currently in Rankin County seeking a man or woman to adopt me and basically take care of me, like a sugardaddy/sugar-mama. I am open to all races and both sexes, any age, and body type. You just have to have a job making at least $75,000 a year. if you are a married couple, needing someone to clean, do odd jobs, babysit, take care of ur wife/husbands carnal needs, i can do all that. i dont want money, just a place to sleep, eat and a car to find a job. and u must be willing to pay for me to go to college and law school.

excon-P

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childs gate

December 22nd, 2009

INAD - Childs Gate

Found by: Tara on Craigslist

adjustable netted gate its been peed on by the dogs but still works and its not wood.

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antic gas stove

December 22nd, 2009

INAD - Antic gas stove

Found by: Sydney on INAD - Antic Gas Stove

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MYSTERY MEAT

December 21st, 2009

INAD - Mystery Meat

Found by: Gordon on Flint Craigslist

I have this huge hunk of Meat in my freeezer, looks like a small chicken/turkey???? there is no label on it what so ever- frozen
I moved into this home as a rental and the landlord left it. Want it? e-mail me
Pickup is off Bristol Rd (Flint Township)

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sex horse – $40

December 21st, 2009

INAD - Sex Horse

Found by: Nikki on Orange County Craigslist

paded bench with eyelets for cufss fun 4 all

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Curb Alert:Free Christmas Throne with Poinsetta

December 21st, 2009

INAD - Free Toilet

Found by: Jeff on Craigslist

Free toilet for the taking
North Colorado Springs Exit 156A at 14087 Gleneagle Drive
Contains the coveted 5 gallon flush no longer available in the USA– a rarity and now illegal to sell in the USA
No need to go to Canada and try to smuggle one back
Pick it up before Monday 6am or it’s on it’s way to the dumpster.
No calls, emails, or doorbells please.
Thank you and Merry Christmas.
PS if your low flow 3.5 gallon or 1.6 gallon per flush doesn’t work well, this free “antique” throne will work and is in the true spirit of recycling.
Your other option is the tried and true Toto G-Max or Toto Dual-Max thrones, the best performing ones on the market which we have used to do our bathroom remodel.

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Free Premium Box!

December 18th, 2009

INAD - Free Premium Box

Found by: Jojo on Dayton Craigslist

Free!

Elegant 19″ x 12″ x 8″ gift box from Net-A-Porter. Matte yet luminous black. Large enough for a coat. Filled with black tissue paper. Topped off by black a grosgrain ribbon with white contrast stitching.

Did I say free?

Would prefer it gone today. Please call

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Used Love Swing

December 18th, 2009

INAD - used love swing

Found by: Malia on Tim-Tom voting-page