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Not Sexual

October 8th, 2009

INAD - Not Sexual

Found by: Ben on Richmond Craigslist

We are looking for a live-in Nanny/Housekeeper:
The Good:
Large Private room adult/child or 2 adults
Cable
Utilities
Broadband Access
15 Hrs a week covers room and board
a few hours a morning 3-5 days a week
cash for more hrs a week
evenings and weekends free
assistance with school coursework
Transportation usually available
Will sponsor for visa

The bad:
2 girls 14 and 7
Both are very intelligent (maybe psycho) (97+ percentile)
Both are very headstrong
Both are very large and sometimes physical (97+ percentile)
we are slobs and very busy
2 dogs, 2 cats, a mouse, and whatever else wanders along
Smoking household
Drinking household
and Dad is a broken down old perv

No limits as regards to Age, Race, Sex, Sexual Orientation, or Religion
Perfect opportunity for a first job away from home or to get into a new situation
Approved for Domestic Violence Shelter
Approved for most Probation and Parole placement

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Hope You Have Vaulted Ceilings

October 1st, 2009

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Found By: Anonymous on Omaha Craigslist

Free Christmas Tree, you remove and haul.
At the widest point on the base it is 18′ and it is approx. 18′ tall.

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Brave Little Toaster

October 1st, 2009

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Found By: Indpdntgrl on Reading Craigslist

oii…got a new one last christmas,,no,it was not in a fire…LOL …just looks that way…plus its a bad cameraphone pic…,works great…just didnt want to throw it away….as you see i scrubbed an area…has potential…knob on front for darkness and all..pops up when it should,,,i even believe theres a door underneath to get the “leavins” but ,,,,,,let me know a day and a time..im usually home… outta work rt now myself but ,,,,,,toaster ovens next….gotta shop for one of those first….

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Great Shape Is Relative

October 1st, 2009

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Found By: JP on Funny-Classifieds-GoodShapeIsRelative

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Cher Is Such A Rascal

October 1st, 2009

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Found By: Britteny W on Bay Area Craigslist

Rascal electric scooter – model R245 – Heavy Duty Series – Long 3 Wheeled scooter. New battery and backup battery included. Rarely used – like new. $425 or b/o.

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Time To Make Some Birdhouses

October 1st, 2009

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Found By: Ryan P on Houston Craigslist

I have a bunch of EMPTY whole 1 Gallon water jugs I need to get rid of. I don’t have a car to take them all to a recycling bin. You can take them and reuse them. I’m hope maybe they can be used for a school project or daycare. Or use them for water a 1 gallon refill is less than 40cent at most places (usually 25cents).

THESE ARE 100% FREE(ITS IN THE FREE SECTION) PLEASE DON’T EMAIL ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY COST!!!

I may have extra regular plastic grocery bags you can have as well.

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Metal Gate – $620

September 30th, 2009

INAD - Metal Gate

Found by: Timshel on Craigslist

This was going to be our old house front gate.
We paid 1200 for it you see rust it is the paint.
The gate was made about 5 years ago it has been collecting dust and been out side.
If you want to come and take a look at it please call me

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REMOTE CONTROLS

September 30th, 2009

INAD - Remote Control

Found by: OoLiLdEaNnAa on New York Craigslist

I HAVE ABOUT 29 REMOTE’S FOR DIFFERNT TV’s VCR TV COMBO.
IF ANYONE WANT’S THEM LET ME KNOW BEFORE THEY GO IN THE TRASH.
SONY PANOSONIC RCA TOSHIBA ETC.

INAD - Remote Control

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Free divorce paper paintings

September 29th, 2009

INAD - Free Divorce Papers

Found by: Jaryd on Craigslist

So…. I’ve got these creepy oil paintings. An old roommate was married, and then he got divorced. His cleansing exercise was to incorporate his divorce papers into a painting. They are seriously bad juju. People who didn’t even know the history behind these paintings told us to take them down. Anyhow, maybe you’re an artist and you like canvas. Maybe you’re just oppressively happy and need something to chill you out. I moved these things to my basement because they made me depressed. They’ll probably do the same to you. Send me an email why you are the perfect person for these extremely negative paintings and they’re yours.

INAD - Free Divorce Painting

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300zx twin turbo mint, upgraded, adult owned

September 29th, 2009

INAD - 300zx

Found by: Alec on Humboldt Craigslist

hello, i have an excellent 300zx for sale and/or trade. i would like 10k cash plus some 215 medecine. i own the car outright so i can bargin if the deal is right.

i have some major changes in my life (baby) and cant have all the toys.

the car has never been raced, is super quick, and handles like it is on rails, it has over 420 horsepower and has a new motor, turbos, injectors, etc etc etc, i can list it out if your serious, i also have two sets of wheels for it

contact me if serious. thanks

INAD - 300zx

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