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Free Concession Trailer

November 11th, 2009

INAD - Free Concession Trailer

Found by: John Atlanta Craiglist

I have had 266 responses to this ad! I am waiting on confirmation of pickup. If this person changes his mind, I will contact the next person on the list.
Thank you for your responses. Please be patient. I am working from the first person that called to the last. That is the only fair way to do this.
If this trailer is pickup, I will delete this ad.
Free Concession Trailer
Size: 8′ (width) x 16′ (length) x 8′ (height)
It will need a flatbed to transport (tires are flat)
Come pick it up and it’s yours!

INAD - Free Concession Trailer

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Orgazo the traveler (54,40)

November 11th, 2009

INAD - Orgazo

Found by: Jessica on Vancouver Craigslist

hello, I am writing this with an electronic translator. My name is Orgazo
I am from another dimension similar to this one. In my dimension there are only five females left therefore I have decided to visit this dimension in order to find one million females to take back to dimension XTC. The five females are presently in protective custody in a tower in my castle. Outside are thousands of angry males demanding access. I have constructed a dimensional portal which I have used to arrive into your dimension. Through this portal I will take you to dimension XTC where you will be lavished with gifts, exotic foods and then bartered for peace with the warring males. Before I begin this exodus I must first find a compatible mate as the last five are kind of more or less worn out. I use various methods of sexual stimulation in order to bring females to powerful orgasms and then suck the juices from their bodies. If this intrigues you I will be pleased to allow to try out for the job. Please take a personal picture of yourself and advise me you have this and I will give you and edward mail address to send it to. Love, Orgazo

INAD - Orgazo

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Tatty Boo

November 10th, 2009

INAD - Tatty Boo

Found by: Develish Craigslist

Beautiful handmade country home furnisings, vintage style accessores & gifts and unique children’s handmade clothing. We offer a bespoke service. Please check out our website for a look at all the lovelies on offer at www.tattyboo.com.

Thank you
Jennifer xx

INAD - Tatty Boo

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42″ Sylvania Flat Screen TV working

November 10th, 2009

INAD - 42' Sylvania Flat Screen

Found by: Ary on Boise Craigslist

I’m going to be giving away this 42″ TV as well as other items such as jewelry, misc. furniture and knick-knacks that are owned by me and my wife. Who I’m going to divorce because she’s been messing around while she’s on business out of town. So I am going to be giving this stuff away. I’m not going to provide my address up front. If interested email me and I will determine who I will be giving these items to from the emails I receive from this posting. Because she has friends out here, I must be descreet. Happy days to begin soon!

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love sac cover

November 10th, 2009

INAD - Love sac cover

Found by: Tracy on Houston Craigslist

this is a denim cover with a broken zipper. the dog bed is 7 years old, but i’m only giving away the cover.

INAD - Love Sac Cover

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last chance or going to the dump

November 9th, 2009

INAD - Last Chance

Found by: Austen on Indianapolis Craigslist

TV STAND TABLE SEWING MACHINE SHELF WITH FOLD OUT BINS
DESK NEED GONE BY 10.00 IN THE MORING OR GOING TO THE DUMP

INAD - Last Chance

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Real Bearded Santa photo shoot in your home – $125

November 9th, 2009

INAD - Real Bearded Santa

Found by: Yan on Hudson Valley Craigslist

Have a Real Bearded Santa come to your home for photo shoot with your whole family Pets Included . Your supply camera & family We supply SANTA.
visit www.santavisit2u.net

INAD - Real Bearded Santa

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Free Horse Poop mixed with decomposing wood chips. Large amount avail.

November 9th, 2009

INAD - Free Horse Poop

Found by: Kathryn on Anchorage Craigslist

Free Horse Poop mixed with decomposing wood chips. Helping the enviroment by natural means is what its all about to be enviromentally conscious. Prepare your garden, fruit trees, flowers now – for a great next year season! Be the envy of your neighborhood – have better looking plants & flowers than they do. U-Load. Large amount available: 8 ft. x 10 ft. container (fresh poop added daily). Take some or take it all. Call Rose at. This Poop is located in South Anchorage. Thank You.

INAD - Free Horse Poop

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Britney Spears, Gold ticket to not see her in concert!

November 9th, 2009

INAD - Britney Spears

Found by: Mandy on Ebay

Hi, Thanks for viewing my auction! For sale, very rare Gold ticket to not see Britney Spears live in Sydney at the Acer Arena, or anywhere for that matter with a starting price of 99 cents! This ticket will be sure to sell out fast so get in there before they are all sold out! After the auction is completed you will be sent your very own Gold ticket to not see Britney Spears live ticket via email in all it’s glory to show off to your friends, so shipping is not applicable. I repeat get in early as these tickets WILL NOT LAST!

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CAR FOR SALE TO PAY ELECTRICITY BILL – $700

November 6th, 2009

INAD - Car For Sale

Found by: Kereth on San Francisco Craigslist

I need to pay my electric bill and the only thing i can think of selling is my grandma’s car. everything is fine with it, but this is great for those”fixer upper” type folks.
Email if interested, willing to lower price because i have no electricity

INAD - Car For Sale

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