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If you are into collecting oddities, we’ve got one for you !! This is an authentic Cheeto that has been on a shelf in our house for over 30 years. It was found in a bag by my children who called it a prehistoric lizard and thought it was so cool they sat it on the shelf where it has stayed. Over the years it has collected a fair amount of dust, become somewhat petrified, and been rescued numerous times from the careless hands and paws of grandchildren and pets. As we begin the process of downsizing and divesting ourselves of some of our possessions, it was suggested that perhaps the eBay community would be interested in sharing this novelty. I would be happy to provide additional pictures to anyone who shows serious interest. UNLIKE SOME ODDITY FOOD ITEMS OFFERED ON EBAY, THIS WILL NOT SOON MOLD OR DECAY AND LOSE ANY PERCEIVED VALUE IT MAY HAVE HAD. IF YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY ON THIS “PREHISTORIC PET” YOU CAN BE SURE TO HAVE IT FOR YEARS TO COME. IT’S ALREADY 30 YEARS OLD AND COUNTING !!! WOW!!! WHAT A TESTIMONY TO PRESERVATIVES !!! This item will be carefully and securely packaged and insured and will be shipped free with Express shipping; or a successful bidder is welcome to arrange to pick up the item in person at our home if this is a possibility and a preference. Otherwise no returns will be accepted on this item unless it is damaged in transit.

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FIRST! PROCEEDS WILL BE DONATED TO HELP THE DUKE CHILDREN’S HOSPITAL AND THE POOR. FURTHERMORE, I WOULD HOPE THAT THE GRACIOUS BUYER WOULD DONATE THE CHEETO, IN THEIR NAME TO THE TOWN OF ALGONIA, IOWA. ALGONIA IS THE CURRENT HOME TO THE PREVIOUS WORLD RECORD CHEETO. UNTIL NOW! THIS CHEETO WOULD MAKE NICE COMPANY FOR ITS LITTLE SISTER RESIDING IN ALGONIA.

PLEASE HELP THE SICK KIDS, PLEASE HELP ALGONIA AND PLEASE ENJOY EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE. PLEASE TELL ELLEN DEGENERES SO SHE CAN HELP US RAISE MONEY FOR THE SICK KIDS AND THE POOR AND UNFORTUNATE. I HAVE VERY LITTLE MONEY BUT WOULD LIKE TO DONATE THIS PRICELESS, RARE AND VERIFIED WORLD RECORD SIZE CHEETO TO THE HIGH BIDDER. I PROMISE TO DONATE ALL PROCEEDS.

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free roll of double-walled quilted toilet tissue. white in colour, brand new “unused” has nice embroidered flowers on each square. heckuva deal for one lucky bum! used roll shown is not included.. will deliver within reason.

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Ever been with an extremely sexually dominant guy?

I have had huge success with fat girls submitting control of their diet/exercise routine to me, and, as a result, losing all the weight they’ve ever dreamed of.

Think about it:

You trust a man enough to let him do whatever he wants with you, you take a direct order to lose weight and you’re told how. How can you possibly mess it up?

There is no will power involved. There is no chance of you giving up. There is 0% chance of you failing. You’re taking a direct order from your Master to lose the weight, so you do it, the most healthy possible way, the most correct possible way, and its finally done forever.

And my reward? One extremely grateful, hot little girl that would do anything for me

If this sounds like an exciting idea, write me with a picture of yourself in your first email. not in your second email, not “lets chat first.”

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very nice 7 1/2 ft us made harpoon , made by wooster brass co in wooster ohio.excellent condition . 100.00 cash

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Good Quality Landfill!! 20 yards + FREE! FREE! FREE! Available today Oct. 28th thru Nov. 1st on the corner of Hill ST. & NW 3rd Ave. (just north of the firestation & west of the post office in Dania).

NOTE: You have to HAUL away – bring your own shovels, truck, Bobcat, etc..

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